Archive for April, 2005

Tinkering again :)

April 5th, 2005 by tamarin2087

I love this site. I wish that I was posting more regularly but alas, I am not. So what I need is a way to plop quick hits from websites I see down here.

May be time to cobble up a side bar or a javascript mess that put*s it at my fingertips.

Or I could just keep the admin panel open in a seperate tab. *sigh* its no fun to do things the simple way but sometimes its best.

Google Gulp: And yes, its April 1st

April 1st, 2005 by tamarin2087

Google Gulp could be the next big thing. Or it could be gone by April second. So click early and click often. :)

Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it*s low in carbs!

Even my calendar is messing with me

April 1st, 2005 by tamarin2087

So for Christmas I got a Mensa daily puzzle calendar for my desk. Mostly its little teasers that take a few minutes to puzzle out.

Today, in my overly sleepy state, I look at the puzzle and figure it out in 30 seconds flat. Feeling cocky I check the answer.

How many cubic feet of dirt in a hole three feet long by three feet wide by nine feet deep?

Easy stuff, convert to yards gives us a space that is 1×1x3 so 3 cubic yards. With supreme confidence I flip the page only to learn…

Answer: None. Its a hole!

Nothing worse than a smart ass calendar.