I can’t remember who I stole this idea from, but I think it’s a good one. Movie reviews are great things, but it can take a while, reading through the plot synopsis and discussion of the actors’ merits. Wouldn’t it be nice to just get to the point sometimes? For those too lazy to read (or write) an entire movie review, I submit the following: Movie reviews in haiku form!
UNDERWORLD
Vamps and Lycans fight
It seems they forgot the plot
This was worse than Blade
THE PERFECT STORM
It’s The Perfect Storm
George Clooney looking rugged
Where’s Mark Wahlberg’s dick?
But see, if I’m the only one doing this, it seems entirely too weird. So help me out – review your favorite (or not so favorite) movies in this format. For the haiku-illiterate, remember the syllable form: 5/7/5. It’s fun, I swear. 
