The remote to the TV in the living room is gone. I mean all the way gone. Normally I am the one who finds all things lost in the world but apparently I was the last one to have the remote and now it has vanished into that place where ink pens and socks go to become wire coat hangars.
I’ll be buying a new remote today and spending some time questioning the nature of the universe. If e = mc squared then how much energy was released when the remote spontaneously converted to ether?