What was she thinking?

May 30th, 2005 by tamarin2087 Leave a reply »

Mom Indicted for Hiring Stripper for Teen

 So
Moms decided that what her son and his friends really needed was some
quality time with Crystal, or Cinnamon, or whoever.  I suppose I
can almost follow along with that logic.  But to think
that the rest of the world would share your view?  Not so
bright.  How was all this discovered by the authorities you ask?

Anette Pharris [the mom] took photos at the party and tried to have them
developed at a nearby drug store. Drug store employees notified
authorities, police said.

Duh. 

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Geez

    Couldn’t she have bought a digital camera in addition to the stripper?

    Really,
    though, here’s the scary question. Did SHE take the photos? ’cause that
    would probably take away from the whole ‘oooh, sexy’ feel of the
    evening, having your MOTHER there taking photographs. 

  2. Anonymous says:

    My Eyes! I don’t think I will be able to scrub that image from my brain. 
    Thank you so much.  Don’t know why I hadn’t considered that
    question before.

  3. Anonymous says:

    That’s my job…

    Glad to be of assistance. :) In a game development meeting we would
    call that realization you just had simply "The Wrong". It’s that
    sinking feeling you get when you realize that you had no idea just how disturbing the issue really was until just now.

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